My Life Is In Shambles

Here is my scornful remark: tous les choses a paris sont en panne. It’s impossible to do your laundry, the elevator is always broken, dry cleaning costs $10 a shirt. Bullshit. Also, I had a run in with Jessica Becker at Logan airport last weekend, which also made me die a little bit inside.

#shambles

9/30/10

I’m sitting naked with 12 dudes in a sauna. Guess that’s not all that different?

#shambles

6/7/09

me: what are you up to?
12:57 AM Frank: pointing ointment on my dick shingles, obviously
  *putting

#shambles

5/24/09

My dad ate at border this very evening. I’m so drunk. Fuck me. #shambles

8/13/09